Why iszz istt DAT PEEPLZ ALL OVER TEH INTERNET DON'T LIKE 2 partiEE ANYMORE? IT'S BECAUSE OF THE LIBERALS.
THEY HAVE RUINED PARTEES. WHATZ RONG WID DIM?
AND WUT IZ WID TEH CONSTRAINNS OF IDEEYOLOGY?
I IZ PEGGY NOONNIN AN' DIS ES MIE COLUMN.
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Ugh, that book cover. Take a few years off that face, throw a green tartan skirt and buttoned-down shirt on her and she becomes what she always was and was meant to be: Daddy's favorite little Catholic girl who never disabused herself of the notion that she's better than everyone else, sex is an awful sin, as is fun of any kind, and thus will remain an odious, sour, asexual alcoholic scold for the remainder of her bitter, twisted and oh so ronery days. Deservedly.
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