This Site is Not Real

The real site is ShortsandPants. I made this one up, as a joke, for all of you AMERICANS out there.

GOOD MORNING, you Communist bastards who wish to ruin the State of 'merica, forever and ever! How are you today? RED IN THE EYES? Well good, because there are plenty of people who are scared as hell of you. In fact, what we once perceived to be a one-time failure of an ad-campaign that somehow ruined HILLZ Health Care plan in the early 90's is somehow back again, with full force.

Really, your friendly Health Care providers are very scared right now. It seems people are swinging towards this "public option." And since failure is NOT AN OPTION, we are stuck in the gallows of yester-year, a place where archaic ad campaigns featuring "Harry & Louise" will somehow take tread. OH GOODY, right?

Here it is:

WORZ TO LIV BAI

ALLO. THIS ERE IS MICHAEL STEELE WID TEH VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGES. I WAN YOO 2 JOIN TEH GOP.

BUTTTTTTTSECKS ALL TEH TIME. Wowch dis VIDEO:


AHR NO VID MEE MIKE STEEL E

EAT BRAINZ. Nom nOM NoM

PEEGGGY NOONINTON

Why iszz istt DAT PEEPLZ ALL OVER TEH INTERNET DON'T LIKE 2 partiEE ANYMORE? IT'S BECAUSE OF THE LIBERALS.

THEY HAVE RUINED PARTEES. WHATZ RONG WID DIM?

AND WUT IZ WID TEH CONSTRAINNS OF IDEEYOLOGY?

I IZ PEGGY NOONNIN AN' DIS ES MIE COLUMN.

BET YOU CAN'T HAVE JUST ONE

HEY FUCKER? YOU LIKE COOKIES? YA I BET YOU LIKE COOKIES--- YOU FAT FUCK. YOU CAN'T EAT ALL THE FUCKING COOKIES. STOP IT, YOU LARD-TARDED BASTARD. TO HELL WITH YOU.


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